75+ Disney Jokes for Kids That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

If you’re looking for a way to make your kids laugh, look no further than these funny Disney jokes for kids. They are sure to get a giggle out of even the most serious child.

We have collected some of the best Disney jokes! These funny jokes from all of your favorite Disney movies are so funny, we guarantee that your kids will love them. So put on a funny face and start cracking some jokes! Your kids will be laughing their heads off in no time. From Frozen jokes to Tarzan jokes and Disney princess jokes, these silly sayings are the best corny Disney jokes out there and will have the whole family rolling with laughter on your next family night.

You can also print out our free Disney joke cards and read them out at dinner. They’re also great for adding a smile to your child’s face with a good laugh at lunch time when you add a joke to their lunch box. So, download these silly jokes and use them to brighten your day with a good joke and a giggle.

Disney Character Jokes

Q: What is the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
A: Evaporated milk

Q: Which Disney princess would make a good judge?
A. Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!

Q: What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?
A: Comet books

Q: What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
A. Hello, it’s Smee!

Q: What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?
A: It was “glove” at first sight.

Q: What does Pooh bear call his girlfriend?
A: Hunny! 

Q: Why is Peter Pan on the no fly list?
A: Because the plane he’s on Never lands. 

Q: Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh all day! 

Q: What does Olaf eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes

Q: What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?
A: Moo-sical chairs!

Q: What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?
A: Arrggby’s

Q: How does the Little Mermaid clean her clothes?
A: She uses Tide

Q: What did Snow White call her chicken?
A: Egg White

Q: Why did the banana go see Doc McStuffins?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well! 

Q: What is Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
A: Wendy’s!

Q: Who’s the funniest Disney princess?
A: Ra-PUN-zel

Q: What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
A: Sour grapes!

Q: Why did Sleepy go to bed in the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log. 

Q: What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
A: Mulan rouge

Q: Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?
A: The second-hand store

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
A: Because Donald Duck-ed!

Q: Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
A: The Lost-and-Flounder Department

Q: How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
A: Take away his credit cards

Q: What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells! 

Q: Where does Elsa keep her money?
A: In a snow bank

Q: What do Snow White’s dwarfs sing on their way to the rainbow mine?
A: High hue! High hue! 

Q: Why did Donald Duck cross the road?
A: To get some dinner from Quacker Barrel.

Q: Why is Quasimodo so good at solving crimes?
A: He always has a hunch! 

Q: Where do Disney characters like to eat?
A: Mickey D’s

Q: What kind of fairy doesn’t like to take a bath?
A: A S-Tinkerbell

Q: What did Pooh bear say when Rabbit offered him more honey?
A: “No thanks I’m stuffed!”

Q: How does Mickey make his hot dog stand?
A: He takes away its chair. 

Q: Why did Elsa buy a new laptop?
A: Her old one was Frozen. 

Q: How do Ewoks communicate?
A: On their E-wokie talkies

Q: What’s Yoda’s last name?
A: Lay-he-hoo

Jokes about Disney Movies 

Q: Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
A: She’ll let it go!

Q: Why didn’t Elsa and Anna’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A: Because they got lost at C! 

Q: Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?
A: Because he was “The Good Dinosaur”!

Q: What is another name for the tick-tock croc from Peter Pan?
A: A “clock”-o-dile

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
A: Move fasta! 

Q: What happens when Olaf has a temper tantrum?
A: He has a meltdown! 

Q: Why does Snow White treat all of the seven dwarves equally?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all! 

Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A: Because she’s in Wonderland

Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he was playing golf?
A: He heard he might get a hole in one! 

Q: When Rapunzel emerges from the dark, what does she say?
A: And at last I see the light!

If you watch The Lion King closely, you’ll notice lots of Simba-lism!

Q: Why wouldn’t you want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?
A: 6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy. 

Q: What did the 101 Dalmatian puppies say after their meal? 
A: That really hit the spot!

Q: Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested?
A: They thought she was someone Elsa. 

Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A: She runs away from the ball, and her coach is a pumpkin. 

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: A Toy-Yoda

Q: How did the Cheshire cat get so wise?
A: He always reads the mews. 

Disney World Jokes

Radiator Springs is a wheely great place to live. You really auto swing by some time.

Q: How cold was it at Disney World?
A: So cold that Donald Duck was wearing pants

Q: What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?
A: Someday my prints will come!

When I went to the doctor, I said, “Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.”

He asked, “How long have you been getting these Disney spells?

Q: How does Darth Vader greet people at Disney World?
A: Welcome to the Park side! 

Q: What does Donald Duck like to put on his nachos when he visits the Mexico pavilion in Epcot?
A: Quacker-mole

Q: What does EPCOT stand for?
A: Every Person Comes Out Tired

Disney Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The interrupting Elsa.…
The interrupting El…
LET IT GO!

Disney Puns 

Q: What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill!

Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: Mouserable

Let’s all help… Minnie hands make light work.

Q: What is Mickey’s favorite sport?
A: Minnie-golf! 

Q: What does Woody say whenever he visits a car showroom?
A: Au-di partner!

Q: Why did Woody buy Bulls Eye some cough medicine?
A: Because he was so horse.

Q: Which Avenger is always in a hurry?
A: Black Widow-she’s Russ-ian.

Q: Did you know cows like a Disney movie or two?
A: Their favorite was Moo-lan.

Q: What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite game?
A: Hide-n-squeek

Donald Duck always wanted to become a private detective, he would make a great duck-tective.

Q: Why was a magic broom in Fantasia always late?
A: It over-swept.

The Disney Ducks are early risers, Donald and Daisy wake at the quack of dawn.

Q: What does Ariel put on her toast?
A: Mermalade

Q: When does Mickey Mouse hang up next years calendar?
A: New Ears Eve

Q: What award did Gaston win?
A: The No-Belle prize

Q: Where do Tarzan and friends shop?
A: The jungle sales

I watch Aladdin once in Abu moon.

Good friends are Pooh and far between!

I hope you enjoy these hilarious Disney jokes for kids of all ages! They are sure to make your little ones laugh out loud. So the next time you’re looking for something fun and entertaining, why not tell them a few Disney jokes? You’ll be sure to put a smile on their faces.

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